The Tale of the Eight Calibrated Shakes

In the beginning there was a filter cone...Listen ye, to the tale of five friends in their quest to win the laurels of brewing. This monologue takes you the listener from the innovations that took Gordon Howell on to win the UK Brewer's Cup last year and from here, travels with Martin Hudak and I, from Leather Lane where we conspired to adopt the teachings of Northern Gordon. Then to Shanghai, and on to Dublin where I myself competed for the UK in the World Brewer's Cup and was smited.The tale takes you to Panama and to Finca Santa Teresa and to the birth place of Zorro Geisha, where we meet Toby (the) Smith and encounter the famous muse, Rachel Peterson.Foley effects come curtesy of a game of nine ball in Panama. Harken ye to a Middle-English monologue.[iframe id="https://www.youtube.com/embed/mePf9L5oXBQ"]